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A Poem to Say Good-Bye to Winter

March 1, 2025 by Susan Burkholder 6 Comments

Two plastic sleds leaning against house in snow.

Winter is almost over. Let's celebrate! Winter Grouch Try to love winter, they say.Embrace the day!Get off that couch!Stop being a grouch! Ha! What day? I say.The sun is always hard to find,The sky is only white and gray.And night’s not far behind. Short days, long nights,Stupid blinking Christmas lights!Chilly drafts, frozen nose,White frostbitten toes! Take up a winter sport, they say,Then you’ll like winter anyway,Shout, “Hurray, snow day!"And wish for cold to stay. What … [Read more...] about A Poem to Say Good-Bye to Winter

Filed Under: Humor Tagged With: poetry, winter

Two Lost Soles in Church

November 24, 2024 by Susan Burkholder 9 Comments

Shoes, backpack, and pumpkin on deck

This morning in church, I felt something at my feet. I looked down and a sole stared back up. Would I be able to exit gracefully with my shoes literally falling apart? Before someone starts a GoFundMe, I do have new shoes coming that I ordered online on the 15th. They are tan Rothy's flats that will be ideal for church, but have yet to arrive. Today was too cool for sandals, too warm for boots, and I'm too proper to wear sneakers to church, so I pulled out an old pair of flats I've owned … [Read more...] about Two Lost Soles in Church

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Thrifty Shopping

April 21, 2023 by Susan Burkholder 7 Comments

Woman in thrift store

The Lucky Dog might sound like a place where Blackbeard or Frodo would pop in for a bite of meat pie and a mug of ale, but instead it's New Holland's most cluttered thrift store— where the fine line between antique and junk is thinner than usual. My friend Melissa and I were out for a day of thrift store shopping, and Lucky Dog was our first stop. Decisions started as soon as we entered the thrift store from a side street— the double doors inside the entrance were plastered with numerous … [Read more...] about Thrifty Shopping

Filed Under: Community, Humor

Sights to See— Obie’s, Ricketts Glen, and a Hundred-Dollar Bill Purse

August 9, 2021 by Susan Burkholder 4 Comments

Obie's General Store

Obie's General Store in Goodville is a pilgrimage every seamstress should make at least once in a lifetime. So when I heard my friend Melissa had never been to Obie's, I told her, "You've got to see this fabric shop!" Melissa is one of the best seamstresses I know (or best sewist— if you prefer the newer term). She even has her own fabric store. Since I'm planning to take over the retail fabric buying for Good's Store in a few months, Melissa and I can always talk fabric shop. Yes, we are … [Read more...] about Sights to See— Obie’s, Ricketts Glen, and a Hundred-Dollar Bill Purse

Filed Under: Community, Family, Humor Tagged With: fabric

Camping in Pennsyltucky

July 10, 2021 by Susan Burkholder 6 Comments

Hammock in the woods

Public campsites are to camping what decaf is to coffee. They might be safer, cleaner, and more conducive to sleeping, but they're favorless and boring. So when my church small group went camping last month, I was glad we were doing primitive, private-land-next-to-state-game-land type of camping, not pitching our tents at a KOA and trying to avoid eye contact with the neighbors at the next campfire. Marlin and Amy, one of the small group couples, did most of the planning. Marlin has … [Read more...] about Camping in Pennsyltucky

Filed Under: Community, Humor, Nature, Travel Tagged With: camping

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